makes me smile.
Lost in the forest. Call a Forest Ranger. Lost in the Amazon? Call Calhoun.
Have to get a package to a foreign city overnight? Call FedEx. Top of Mount Everest? Call Calhoun.
Need a base hit in the bottom of the 9th? Call Mike Trout. Against King Felix? Umm, Call Mike Trout… Let's be real. Calhoun is good, but he's not Mike Trout.